Based on an investigation by the Ode Street Tribune's journalist, the publisher of the Tribune recently donated $100 of his own personal money to support the Artisphere matching-grant fundraiser. The Artsphere matching-grant fundraiser ends this Monday, June 30th. If you haven't donated yet, you should donate right now to support this great Rosslyn institution.
The publisher's donation infuriated the Tribune's journalist. The Tribune's journalist has never received a raise. He begs leftover food from the A-SPAN homeless bagged meal distribution at Rosslyn's Gateway Park. The journalist technically isn't homeless only because he is allowed to sleep in his office at the Tribune's corporate headquarters. This past Wednesday, the journalist quit his job and declared that he will start a more promising career in the fast-food service industry.
The departure of the Tribune's journalist pleased the publisher immensely. He had been looking for an opportunity to hire his boyhood friend Anse Bundren. Mr. Bundren wrote this past Thursday's news. The impression analytics report from the Tribune's new media distribution department indicated that Mr. Bundren's writing bombed. Tribune readers were bewildered and nonplussed. The publisher has thus decided to promote Mr. Bundren to Sr. News Assistant Editor.
Publication of the Tribune will be temporarily suspended as it seeks to hire a new journalist. Energetic persons who want to make the world better through exciting local journalism are encouraged to consider this opportunity.
The publisher's donation infuriated the Tribune's journalist. The Tribune's journalist has never received a raise. He begs leftover food from the A-SPAN homeless bagged meal distribution at Rosslyn's Gateway Park. The journalist technically isn't homeless only because he is allowed to sleep in his office at the Tribune's corporate headquarters. This past Wednesday, the journalist quit his job and declared that he will start a more promising career in the fast-food service industry.
The departure of the Tribune's journalist pleased the publisher immensely. He had been looking for an opportunity to hire his boyhood friend Anse Bundren. Mr. Bundren wrote this past Thursday's news. The impression analytics report from the Tribune's new media distribution department indicated that Mr. Bundren's writing bombed. Tribune readers were bewildered and nonplussed. The publisher has thus decided to promote Mr. Bundren to Sr. News Assistant Editor.
Publication of the Tribune will be temporarily suspended as it seeks to hire a new journalist. Energetic persons who want to make the world better through exciting local journalism are encouraged to consider this opportunity.