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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
bug dies in solar compactor
On the corner of N. Oak St. and Clarendon Boulevard, less than 100 yards from where the Internet was invented in Rosslyn, a bug recently died in a Big Belly solar trash compactor. If Rosslyn's weather always was cloudy and rainy, this bug would not have died.
Bug hate trash compactors! Compacting trash creates less places for bugs to multiply. That bug was in fact probably on a suicide mission to test the trash compactors defenses. We can expect many more bug attacks on the compactor. All humans should stay well clear of the compactor in order to avoid any collateral injuries when bug attacks occur.
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Save the Rosslyn Bugs!!!!
Bug hate trash compactors! Compacting trash creates less places for bugs to multiply. That bug was in fact probably on a suicide mission to test the trash compactors defenses. We can expect many more bug attacks on the compactor. All humans should stay well clear of the compactor in order to avoid any collateral injuries when bug attacks occur.
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