When you flush your toilet or run your garbage disposal, crap doesn't just magically disappear. Well-functioning public infrastructure makes that happen. So be thankful for our sewer system, and for the fine Arlington County workers who maintain it. Without them, you would be buried in crap.
Because of the high productivity of residents in our neighborhood, our sewer lines are cleared every three months. You can help keep our sewer system running effectively by drinking plenty of fluids and not pouring grease down the drain. Pour grease and pan scouring into a cup, and then throw the cup into your garbage can.