Dark Star indicates early end of sweltering summer

Residents in the Greater Rosslyn metropolitan area and across the country look to Rosslyn's Dark Star poles on August 1 to learn whether sweltering summer heat will end early, or will continue for another six months.  The Dark Star poles are elements of Rosslyn's world-famous Dark Star art installation.  This art installation was explicitly constructed to be in tune with cosmic alignments. Local experts believe that this indicator is more accurate than more primitive and uncultured observations of groundhogs.

Today, Rosslyn's Dark Star poles produced an auspicious sign: no shadows.  That indicates an early end to sweltering summer heat.  Celebrate this good fortune by taking a cool evening stroll around Rosslyn.