Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Ode Street Tribune for breakfast

In response to a corporate titan's incursion into the area newspaper business and the threat of new media, the Ode Street Tribune's publisher has announced the "Ode Street Tribune for breakfast" strategic initiative.  The publisher has ordered, effective immediately, that the Tribune be delivered to customers by 7am each morning.  Customers should thus be able to have breakfast with the Ode Street Tribune.  Sign up for home delivery of the Tribune by entering your email address in the box on the right column of this page.

The Tribune's managing editor relayed the publisher's order to the newspaper distribution division, which passed it to the regional newspaper delivery managers.  The delivery managers said that the new, earlier delivery deadline will put an immense strain on the newspaper carriers.  However, they will do their best to meet the new delivery deadline.

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