Wednesday, March 11, 2015

stake driven into Rosslyn wilderness

A stake has been driven into Rosslyn wilderness area behind the Netherlands Carillon. The stake is near the corner of Meade St. and Marshall Dr., only about 20 yards from Rosslyn's historic stone marker.

Fear is already griping the neighborhood. An informant who alerted the Ode Street Tribune of this portentous development asked:
What does this stake near the heart of Rosslyn's historical Carrillon woodland portend? A murder of trees? A destruction of wildlife habitat?
The Tribune immediately dispatched a team of investigative reporters to scour the area for clues.They could find none.The Tribune is pressing questions to local officials. If necessary, the Tribune's journalist will make a midnight ride to alert the neighborhood if chainsaws are coming.

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