man missing in park

A man has been missing in Rosslyn's Ft. Myer Heights Park for over a month.  All that has remained of him are his shoes.  Invisibility was suspected, but the Ode Street Tribune's journalist felt nothing in the air above the shoes. Check that out for yourself.  The shoes are ominously missing shoelaces.  Given these recent neighborhood events, residents are encouraged to take care not to lose themselves.