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Not everyone can be a Marine. Some people serve by shuffling papers.However, a paper shuffler can learn from the Marines. A Marine would never shuffle papers in front of an unmade bed. First, GET ON THE STICK YOUNG FELLOW AND MAKE THAT BED.Second, some exercise would not hurt. Even a broken shoulder shouldn't keep you from walking on some scenic trails around Washington.
When a Marine makes a bed, the sheets are pulled so tight that one can bounce a quarter off the bed. A bed is not "made" if it so wrinkled that nice could be hiking in those wrinkles.
What's next, attacking the hard-working paper shuffler for throwing his clothes on a chair instead of hanging them up? Give the guy a break!
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