At approximately 7:58pm on Saturday, a resident returning to the historically important Westmoreland Terrace Condominiums became aware of some movement in the dark courtyard. According to an exclusive interview with the Ode Street Tribune, the resident claims to have seen a "bunnywabbit." That's not a species known to exist in this neighborhood or anywhere in the world. Under incisive questioning, the resident insisted, "I did, I did, I did see a bunnywabbit!"
A subsequent Tribune stakeout of the area resulted in a photograph of the animal. Because scientific databases provide no information on the bunnywabbit, it should be considered dangerous.
Always remain aware of your surroundings, especially when walking at night.